Ever experience

the exasperation of supercilious children who think THEY know the coolest video games ever?

HAH! I say, HAH! Just tell them about the 30 dumbest video game titles ever! To wit:

…. Without videogames, many of us would have lives, children and permanent jobs. They’re terrific ways to forget that in real-life, like gardens, commitments require regular attention. They can’t all be glorious, action-packed tours de force, however — many videogames are nothing more than half-baked rejects, the ‘D’ students of the electronic world.

But these particular 30 dunces weren’t merely bad — they were never given a chance at success because they suffered epic fails from the moment their titles were conceived. A truly abysmal name might strangle a game’s chances, but it’s prime chuckle material and we’ve lassoed two-and-a-half dozen for your rib-tickling pleasure.

We begin our journey with game names that are…

Just Plain Wrong ….MORE….

Name drop titles like the following in your conversation with your kids:

• Tongue of the Fatman
• Spanky’s Quest
• Touch Dic
• If It Moves, Shoot It!
• Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
• Attack of the Mutant Camels
• Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears
• Ninja Hamster
• Ninja Baseball Bat Man
• Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
• Bus Driver
• Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
• Tech Romancer
• Chemist Tycoon
• How To Be A Complete Bastard
• Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
• Zombies Ate My Neighbors
• Ninjabread Man

and they’ll know just WHO is the coolest member of the family.

Want more unique video game names plus even video game history? Check out:

• The 50 Worst Game Names EVER
• Video Name Game Generator Competition
• Video Game History 101
• Cosmic Guerilla (I mastered this game ‘way back when!)

Why not bring this topic up at dinnertime? It will certainly start the conversation flowing (or the eyes rolling…. )

ThankYouVeryMuch!

Owlbert

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