Ever experience
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the exasperation of supercilious children who think THEY know the coolest video games ever?
HAH! I say, HAH! Just tell them about the 30 dumbest video game titles ever! To wit:
…. Without videogames, many of us would have lives, children and permanent jobs. They’re terrific ways to forget that in real-life, like gardens, commitments require regular attention. They can’t all be glorious, action-packed tours de force, however — many videogames are nothing more than half-baked rejects, the ‘D’ students of the electronic world.
But these particular 30 dunces weren’t merely bad — they were never given a chance at success because they suffered epic fails from the moment their titles were conceived. A truly abysmal name might strangle a game’s chances, but it’s prime chuckle material and we’ve lassoed two-and-a-half dozen for your rib-tickling pleasure.
We begin our journey with game names that are…
Just Plain Wrong ….MORE….
Name drop titles like the following in your conversation with your kids:
- Tongue of the Fatman
- Spanky’s Quest
- Touch Dic
- If It Moves, Shoot It!
- Leisure Suit Larry 3: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals
- Attack of the Mutant Camels
- Extreme Sports with the Berenstain Bears
- Ninja Hamster
- Ninja Baseball Bat Man
- Billy the Wizard: Rocket Broomstick Racing
- Bus Driver
- Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
- Tech Romancer
- Chemist Tycoon
- How To Be A Complete Bastard
- Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
- Zombies Ate My Neighbors
- Ninjabread Man
and they’ll know just WHO is the coolest member of the family.
Want more unique video game names plus even video game history? Check out:
- The 50 Worst Game Names EVER
- Video Name Game Generator Competition
- Video Game History 101
- Cosmic Guerilla (I mastered this game ‘way back when!)
Why not bring this topic up at dinnertime? It will certainly start the conversation flowing (or the eyes rolling…. 
)
ThankYouVeryMuch!
Owlbert
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