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Are you angsting because you know that not only will their posture suffer, but their arms will drop during marching band as well?

Yeah, me too. But not to fear, intrepid parents, for Ergoskin Orthopedic Underwear is here! To wit:

… Ergoskin is a type of functional underwear with ergonomic bio-feedback to ‘push’ the wearer in the correct posture to avoid long time suffering inflicted by bad body posture.

Nano-sized, locational sensors are woven into the fabric placed at critical points on the body. If the sensors detect that the wearer has an unhealthy posture over a long time, the sensors will send out impulses to the surface of the skin - a call to action for the wearer to correct the posture ….MORE…

Oh, I could just see this as a future for, ahem, correctional disciplines too! Kid misbehaving? Send a zap to those nano-sized locational sensors! The possibilities are limitless! And the best thing is, it would get rid of those to-the-knees jeans look as well…..

Enjoy,

Owlbert

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